Story number two, folks, listen to me rhyme
This girl was a Christian, damn she was fine
We dated for a month steady giving me a boner
But this dude Jesus really seemd to own her
One time, the preacher out of sight
Trying to make a move there but something wasn't right
She said I want a marriage, and kids is that so strange
Horny as a dog, I told her that could be arranged
One month later she calls me one day
Telling me her period is late

Will I be a young dad
Sit around in my flat with her
I don't want to live that life
So I stick to what i prefer

The essence of it all, folks, is about to pass my lips
Think twice before you grab a lovely pair of hips
Yet another thing that you need to bear in mind
Wear a gimmy head or life might just treat you unkind